i think my tv is drunk
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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