Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
It's like God shit irony all over that family
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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