This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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