No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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