Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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