Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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