do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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