I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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