Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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