using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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