Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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