Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
