apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
