yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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