I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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