so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
