too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
