If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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