just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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