we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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