my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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