Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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