4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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