nut hugger
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hippo gnu deer
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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