You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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