Having a random hookup so left but love u
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
