And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Drunk is not a location!
Randomize
