Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she looked like the before picture.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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