i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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