i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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