I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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