white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
They are going to name an STD after you.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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