I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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