hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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