we're blogging at a bar
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
