I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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