Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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