i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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