we made out on top of his cat.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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