My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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