how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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