if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
there is glitter all over my balls
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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