Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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