We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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