she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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