dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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