Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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