You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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