ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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