I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Farmville is her only friend.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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