is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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