why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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