and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Someone came in the potted fern
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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